This is a Japanese ripoff of DarkMirage's old (yes I am quite late) Otaku Lifestyle Crisis poem. The original is here
沢山のエロのゲム在り
十二のまだは遊戯ない
ディースクもう九分一杯
破産者も成りたい
何で破産者になるのかい？
プラスチック物を買えだし
学校休みの時間のに
何でカレンダーに暇ない？？
週末の時はPHPに
週日の時は多忙だし
NUSはいい所僕と感じ
課題の締め切りも早く近い
師走三日のJLPTに
早く勉強ければ成らない
プリーオルダー全てを忘れちゃい
次期来るときに思い出し
玩具は中国から来たのに
でも全ては日本円にも高い
若しハルヒのDVDは買ってない
苦しいの感じ多分もいない
日本Amazon死ぬ方がいい
新発揮とNHKは僕の荒廃
お宅の生活なかにの大変
お金と時を作って欲しい
takusan no ERO no GEMU ari
juuni no mada wa yuugi nai
DIISUKU mou kyuufun ippai
hasansha mo naritai
nande hasansha ni naru no kai?
PURASUCHIKKU mono wo kae dashi
gakkou yasumi no jikan noni
nande KARENDAA ni hima nai??
shumatsu no toki wa PHP ni
shijitsu no toki wa tabou dashi
NUS wa ii tokoro boku to kanji
kadai no shimekiri mo hayaku chikai
shiwasu mikka no JLPT ni...
hayaku benkyou kereba nara nai
PURIIORUDAA subete wasurechai
jiki kuru toki ni omoidashi
omocha ha chuugoku kara kita noni
demo subete wa nihonen ni mo takai
moshi HARUHI no DVD ha katte nai
kurushii no kanji tabun mo inai
nihon Amazon shinu hou ga ii
shin hakkyu to NHK ha boku no kouhai
otaku no seikatsu naka ni no taihen
okane to toki tsukutte hoshii...
~OTL
Translation:
Lots of hentai games
12 more that I havent played
the disk is already 90% full
I'm gonna be bankrupt
why am I gonna be bankrupt?
I've been buying plastic things! thats why
its supposed to be the holidays!
why ain't I free at all??
I spend the weekends on PHP
I spend the weekends being just busy
The NUS is a good place to be
My homework deadlines are approaching too
the JLPT is on December 3rd
I should start studying for it...
I forgot about all my preorders
I only remembered them when they were released
all these toys come from China
why are they expensive even in Yen!?
if I didn't buy that Haruhi DVD
Maybe I wouldn't feel the pain I feel now
It would be great if Amazon JP would die
New releases and NHK are gonna be my downfall
A crisis in otaku lifestyle...
I wish I could create time and money...