"Show yourself, Evil Demon! For I, San of the Seto family, will face you in the name of the mermaids! I will consider any failure to reply a threat!"
"Very well, you leave me no choice!"
"AHAH! Evil meister of the darkness! I see you now! I will not waver against the likes of Mi... miku...mikku...miku...kagami... Miku Mikku Kaga...wut?"
"Ooh new friends."
"Shana! How did you get in here?!"
"Isn't it obvious? I climbed in"
"Scum of the Earth. Watch as I tear off the membranes of your gruesome organic... DON'T LOOK."
Strangely enough, today Haruhi didn't notice the incoming package. Usually she'd be the first to start scratching away at them.