"Did you see that rubber duckie floating on Doshima River today?"
"Yeah! I saw it! It was so cu~~te"

"I always wondered why some people love to do random things like this, I mean doesn't it like cost them heaps and stuff?"
"Mmmm"

"I dunno, maybe because its fun and stuff, so they like, saved up some money and bought his huge balloon and turned it into a duck, then put it out to float so they have something to blog about!"

"You know that actually made sense. If it were Konata she'd say something about viral marketing and how anime companies are now adopting it as a new form of marketing to grab the masses' attention by getting them to participate too. Or stuff like 'Haruhi would go mad if she saw this'."

"Come to think of it I wonder where she hopped off to today..."

"Speaking of Konata, that rubber duckie looks awfully like the one she has in her bathtub."
"Oh?"

"And sometimes instead of that Timotei ad song she'll go singing that random Rubber Duckie song in the bathroom and squeak away"
"Rubber Duckie... song?"

written by astrobunny \\ channel, duckie, figma, kagami, lucky, osaka, rubber, star, yutaka