"Today, a loli stopped me from robbing a bank. I tried to hold her screaming friend hostage, but she got teleported outside. And despite all the setbacks, just when I was about to win, lightning hit my balls and I got arrested. FML"

One wonders how he managed to get on the Internet to post this after being locked up by Antiskill personnel. Thanks Shia.

written by astrobunny \\ balls, fml, lightning, railgun